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April 7th, 2008
 | 12:43 am - (Fic) Bedtime Stories for Grownups: How Patrick Gangbanged My Chemical Romance
Bedtime Stories for Grownups: How Patrick Gangbanged My Chemical Romance
by Jane St Clair
7 April 2008
MCR/Patrick Stump (with Pete on the phone, just because)
Filthy
Not true.
Takes off from ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) mimesere's story Pretty In Ink, in which Pete was heard to say, "You gangbanged My Chemical Romance?" Of course, Patrick didn't, not then. Here he does. I wrote this as a bedtime for mimesere, to make her happy and because I love her.
( It's like sex pollen, but without the dubious consent issues! )
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January 9th, 2008
| 03:56 pm - the internet is really, really great...
*flails happily*
As the drafting of my dissertation proposal continues, I just realized that I'm proposing an entire chapter on the nature and evolving understanding of internet porn.
How good is it to be me?
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September 16th, 2007
February 2nd, 2007
| 02:13 am - topic for debate
How much pornography is enough?
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November 19th, 2006
| 11:45 pm - there's no subject index for it
In many ways, I consider it really unfortunate that I can't analyse porn and give conference papers on it. Or at least, not the way I want to. I can certainly make generalizations and explain what porn means on a socio-cultural level, but I'd probably be talking through my hat, because people usually are when they talk about porn that way. What I mean is that I want to "read" (as we say in the lit biz) particular porn films and give papers on them. Possibly with screenings. I want to organize conferences with panels on tentacle hentai and "str8" boy amateur gay porn and real vs staged BDSM and the fake lesbian porn with the long, long fingernails. I want to make it a new critical genre! I want to organize classes in it!
The real barrier, as I see it, is distribution. The thing I've learned from graduate student conferences is that there's nothing duller than listening to someone go on and on about a book you haven't read. (This is universally true and should also be remembered by people trying to explain about shows that other people don't watch. It's not interesting. Sorry. You have to stop now.) So in order for the genre to work, there'd be a lot of pre-requisite reading/viewing.
And given that I am one of two women I know, outside the internet, who will sit around discussing the relative merits of porn, I just don't think I can convince people to admit they did the pre-reading.
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November 16th, 2006
| 11:13 pm - DCU: "Written on the Skin Just Under Your Face"
Written on the Skin Just Under Your Face
by Jane St Clair
16 November 2006
DCU
Tim Drake/Cass Cain
Pornographic
Not mine. Not even the story is mine, because I totally wrote it for thete1.
Summary: They've crossed the line between dressing up and just plain kinky.
( Tim's a bit worried at how comfortable Babs' old costume is. )
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November 12th, 2006
| 10:24 pm - SPN: Civilization and Its Discontents
Civilization and Its Discontents
by Jane St Clair
12 November 2006
Supernatural
Spoilers for 2.03 (Bloodlust)
Dean/Gordon
This is dirty. And not even a little bit mine.
Title nicked from good old Mr Freud.
Thanks to gweneiriol and amalthea for editing help.
( They way they were raised is going to chase them for the rest of their lives. )
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September 27th, 2006
| 12:15 am - Jane thinks about sex. All the time. It's very sad.
jack_pride and I wound up talking tonight about how little written smut reflects the reality of sex. Not just that sex rarely goes as smoothly as written smut, but that, really, the sex in most smut would be boring if you were actually having it. It's all about penetration, fucking, and (near) simultaneous orgasm. Me, I blame Lady Chatterley's Lover, which I accept most writers haven't read (thank god), but which seems to have set the mould for the modern sex scene. In fact, most of us learned to write sex scenes from romance novels, which is kind of sad, but those scenes are mostly done on the Lady Chatterley model.
So I've started a list of things which I know to be true of sex -- even, maybe especially, good sex -- which are seldom, if ever, reflected in fic.
( Hmm. Sex. )
I've found that the more sex I have (woo hoo!), the less I'm able to write it (damn!). And I suspect that this is part of a process of shaking off my received practices of pornography in favour of something that reflects my experience. Unfortunately, that's insanely harder, and less universally recognizable, and while I'm working it out, I produce less porn, which is disappointing even to me.
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November 20th, 2005
| 12:53 am - BSG: "Parasite"
Parasite
by Jane St Clair
20 November 2005
Battlestar Galactica 03
adult/disturbing
spoilers for "The Farm"
Disclaimer: Not my sandbox.
Summary: Kara has reproductive. Issues.
( She dreams about things growing inside her. )
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/charitycam/goth_boy/working.gif) accomplished
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November 16th, 2005
| 09:32 pm - sga porn: "blood in old snow" (sheppard/ronon/teyla)
blood in old snow
by Jane St Clair and mimesere
16 November 2005
Stargate Atlantis
Ronon/Teyla/Sheppard
no spoilers
not our sandbox
Summary: Heh. Just porn.
( Teyla, Ronon thinks, has things she can teach him. )
Current Mood: laid-back
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July 19th, 2005
| 04:31 pm - SGA giftfic: "sex like math" (McKay/Zelenka)
sex like math
by Jane St Clair
19 July 2005
Spoilers: none
Rating: smutty
Disclaimer: not my sandbox.
Summary: He pretends it isn't all about brains, but really it is.
This fic is for spubba, who makes the cutest Rodney and Radek chibis in the universe.
( Read more... )
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/charitycam/goth_boy/happy.gif) happy
Current Music: Lucksmiths - "Music From Next Door"
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March 23rd, 2005
| 11:15 pm - Batfic: "Seven Night"
Seven Night
by Jane St Clair
Fandom: DCU (Batman)
Pairing: Bruce/Dick
Chronology: post-Nightwing #100
Rating: smutty
Disclaimer: of DC. I always wonder whether this isn't more or less what Bob Kane had in mind.
Written for buggery's amusement.
Title resultant from a Bartlett's search. Quotation follows story.
( There's no summary because it's really just porn. )
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: CSI soundtrack - "Investigation Suite"
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March 16th, 2005
| 12:49 am - untitled Bat-porn
Fandom: DCU
Pairing: Bruce/Tim
Disclaimer: DC's, not mine.
Rating: Filthy.
Continuity: Immediately after page 4 (you know the page I'm talking about) of Identity Crisis #6.
Summary: Tim won't let go of him.
Author's note:
To call this hurt/comfort would suppose that any of this improves the situation.
( Bruce has to carry him. )
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/charitycam/goth_boy/artistic.gif) creative
Current Music: Machine Gun Fellatio - "The Mirrorball's Starting to Rock"
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February 5th, 2005
| 11:44 pm - batfic: All the Skin You're Missing
Batverse
vague spoilers for Identity Crisis 5-7
NC-17
Summary: Tim won't answer the phone. Dick didn't really expect him to.
The DCU is not mine. I'm not that strange.
thete1 made me do it. Or possibly I did it because she is the boss of me and doesn't have to make me do things anymore.
( Read more... )
Current Mood: pleased
Current Music: Godsmack - "Voodoo" (Timmay! mix)
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November 2nd, 2004
| 02:59 pm - HP: "Diamond Dogs"
Draco/Bellatrix
NC-17 for disturbing content and incestuous hetsex.
Come out of the garden, baby / You'll catch your death in the fog.
( Draco's never had an aunt before. )
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: smashing pumpkins - 'eye'
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September 3rd, 2004
| 12:22 am - Canadian Idol RPS: "Camp"
Nobody stopped me.
( Dirty lies. )
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/charitycam/goth_boy/dirty.gif) dirty
Current Music: Weird Al - "Nature Trail to Hell"
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July 12th, 2004
| 12:37 pm - HP: The Cactus Where Your Heart Should Be
Crabbe/Goyle + Draco
NC-17
Post-Order of the Phoenix
Summary: The summer after fifth year’s kind of depressing. Draco sulks. Crabbe and Goyle amuse themselves.
Title nicked from The Magnetic Fields.
( The grounds are full of prickly things. )
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Tori Amos - "Happiness is a Warm Gun"
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June 4th, 2004
| 08:07 pm - BtVS/Due South: "Denser Still the Snow"
It's been dark for weeks.
( Read more... )
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Bruce Springsteen - "One Step Up, Two Steps Back"
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May 16th, 2004
| 10:10 pm - X-Man/Willow: "Scatter Like Ice"
Scatter Like Ice
by Jane St Clair
16 May 2004
Fandom: X-Man & Willow
Pairing: Nate Grey/Sorsha
Rating: NC-17 (eeeee, het)
Summary: Snow is only half the problem.
for apocalypsos's The Pairings List That Ate Fandom 2
( Read more... )
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Tori Amos - "Jackie's Strength"
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February 6th, 2004
| 06:56 pm - for WiP Amnesty Day
This was started back in the Season of Porn (roughly February to August 2001), during which time I spent about eight hours a day with thete1, churning out fic at a rate that I've never been able to replicate. A lot got posted. Some things were never finished. Poor old Peter Parker's been trapped in mid-sex-scene for almost three freaking years.
But this is not about Peter. This is about Giles. And Buffy. And this thing that I started back in '01, and I bang out about one more paragraph per year. It may be finished before I die, but I doubt it.
titleless
Buffy/Giles, Giles/Ethan Rayne
AU
filthy
( And I said, I could do Nabakov if I tried... )
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/charitycam/goth_boy/thoughtful.gif) nostalgic
Current Music: Bjork - "Aurora"
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